Destined to be Single

i'm destined to be single
that's just who i have to be
it's what's in the plan
it's all that i can see

i'm destined to be single
and nothings gunna change
i'm avoiding men at all costs
like they are talking dogs with mange

i'm destined to be single
no more hooking up with guys
as if there was hooking going on
and not sat nights alone with exausted sighs

i'm destined to be single
the puddings in the proof
just doesn't sound right does it
that's right i am a big ol' goof

i'm destined to be single
and that's alright with me
so you can flirt and buy me that drink
but for now it's just me and Daizy